but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
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- steve jobs - out of respect for the dead
- judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd
- just a slap bass riff - impossible to type
- the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band
- anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant
- gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches
- the beetles - unoriginal
- marky mark and the funky bunch - already a band
- the prince symbol
- (◕‿◕✿)
- “computer” (hitting this key would type the word “computer”)
- caps unlock
- F13 through F46
- toe bones- annoying
- spine- very vulnerable to stabbing
- inner ear bones- how can you hear with bones in your ears??
- funny bone- not even a bone. stop lying.
- shoulder blades- not usable as weapons as the name suggests
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
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when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and you dont know what to do so you’re just like
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humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Vaginebola
Red Tide Warning
shark week
the red wave
i second shark week
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