how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
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heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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—my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via eberles-gap)
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
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uhmmm?
